Getting your chocolate starfish, tounge punched.
Dis be true, dis be true
Which is fine. I don’t like most of you fuckers, anyway.
June 1st, motherfuckers! let’s do this shit!
Just a friendly reminder to COME TO THE TEXASS TWEETUP RIGHT NOW! Jk June 1st. But right now works too. I’ll share my vodka.
YOU HEARD THE MAN!!
I usually don’t cross between two social networks. But this was such a good pic.
Nerdy, my youngest niece, and I.
I don’t often recommend movies, but this one you all need to watch.
It’s a true story based on the life of Uday Hussein’s (Saddam’s oldest and insane son) body double.
It’s not too graphic, but you do see a little bit of crazy stuff. Like Uday killing one of his fathers closest friends.
So yeah, watch it.
And I present to you…the greatest dashsync EVER.P.S. Sorry for posting Brad’s anus.
Of course I had to reblog
We’ll just regift it back to you once you and Mr will get married.
I mean, THANKS KRIS! You’re a doll.
I couldn’t tell you what I was watching, but it didn’t settle well with Baby at all. She barked at the tv and put her nose against the screen which resulted in her turning the tv. Her strange reaction also left a smudge on my tv.
It was a perfect print of her nose. I never cleaned it off. So for as long as I’ve owned this tv and she did that, this smudge has been there.
Fast forward a year or so, I notice a black line on my plasma tv. I call the place I bought it. Extended warranty is still good. A guy came out to look at it and diagnose the problem. I needed a new panel. He would order the part and come back to replace it.
Fast forward a few weeks and he’s back to fix my tv. As he starts to tear it apart removing all the various pieces, I start to clean up some and make small talk with him.
In my electronic ignorance I wasn’t exactly sure what pieces were the panel. There’s my speakers, power supply, trim panel, back cover, various screws and other odds and ends.
Once everything was ready, the gentleman lets me know he’s going get my new panel and take down the old one.
As he lifts it up it, was at that moment I realized which part was the panel. Mainly the glass that contained The Smudge. I opened the door and away he walked with Baby’s smudge. I almost told him to forget about it as I wanted to retain what few pieces I have of her that mean so much to me.
I’m going to get to see her soon. Buffy wants to see her big sister and I so desperately want to see her.
I think Nerdy is going to get such a big kick out of me trying to smoosh Baby’s face into the tv again.
“Hold fucking still! Let me push your face into this damned tv! JUST LET ME DO IT!”